Pro Tip #11

"Superior Engineering" is a keyword for over-priced.

On a side note, NO ONE likes Sony.

Pro Tip #10

When in doubt, the Flak 88s ALWAYS have longer range than what has been estimated

Pro Tip #9

If someone should be droning on to you about something, the best strategy to implement is to slowly nod every five seconds or so whilst keeping your head cocked to the side with your ear facing the individual, thus giving the illusion of listening when in reality you are thinking about something wonderful and completely different... like clouds.

This works especially well for those pesky general's lectures during "strategy" meetings

Pro Tip #8

Remember, unless you're playing Call of Duty 2, being encircled is a bad thing.

Pro Tip #7

Read the directions. They tend to save time later.

Pro Tip #6

Troops make better reinforcements than food.

Pro Tip #5

I've caught alot of flak for the third post

Pro Tip #5:
Never hesitate to slander someone, especially if they are chinese.

Pro Tip #4

Super Glue works almost as well as Duct Tape. Almost.
-Courtesy of 'Sir-Not-Appearing-in-this-Film'

Pro Tip #3

Chinese girls' blogs suck.
See:
www.wretch.cc/blog/tingting9889

Pro Tip #2

A living, bad general is just as effective as a dead, good general.

Pro Tip #1

This is kind of an important one, so I promise to screw it up.

Pro Tip #1:
Screaming "I'm the Bomb" in a crowded airport is not the brightest idea