Pro Tip #5

I've caught alot of flak for the third post

Pro Tip #5:
Never hesitate to slander someone, especially if they are chinese.

Pro Tip #4

Super Glue works almost as well as Duct Tape. Almost.
-Courtesy of 'Sir-Not-Appearing-in-this-Film'

Pro Tip #3

Chinese girls' blogs suck.
See:
www.wretch.cc/blog/tingting9889

Pro Tip #2

A living, bad general is just as effective as a dead, good general.

Pro Tip #1

This is kind of an important one, so I promise to screw it up.

Pro Tip #1:
Screaming "I'm the Bomb" in a crowded airport is not the brightest idea